Which Simpsons Character Are You?

Question

Are you...

A clean split composition showing contrasting masculine and feminine symbolic elements

Male Female

Answer 1

I haven't decided yet

Answer 2

Couch, beer, TV. Perfection.

Answer 3

Sneaking out to do something mildly illegal

Answer 4

Hosting the neighborhood Bible study

Answer 5

Reorganizing your power structure and plotting

Answer 6

Ignore it until it somehow goes away

Answer 7

I don't have problems. I have opportunities for chaos.

Answer 8

Pray, then bake a casserole for the affected parties

Answer 9

Delegate it to someone I can later blame

Answer 10

Sigh deeply and keep doing their job too

Answer 11

Write a strongly worded report citing three ethical violations

Answer 12

Give them the look that says everything without saying anything

Answer 13

Light a cigarette and mentally add them to the list

Answer 14

I am authority. Bow down.

Answer 15

I respect it — mostly because I fear consequences

Answer 16

I tolerate it while silently judging its failures

Answer 17

Ha! What authority?

Answer 18

Playing saxophone or reading something thought-provoking

Answer 19

A leisurely smoke and a trashy TV marathon

Answer 20

Speed-dating or planning a dramatic new romance

Answer 21

Grading papers while internally weeping, but with wine

Answer 22

Unbothered

Answer 23

Rules are suggestions I sometimes acknowledge

Answer 24

I follow them strictly — chaos is for other people

Answer 25

I follow them while silently noting who's breaking them

Answer 26

Rules exist for lesser people

Answer 27

Mmm... donuts.

Answer 28

How do I get out of this without getting in trouble?

Answer 29

Am I doing enough? I should be doing more.

Answer 30

Everyone around me is deeply mediocre.

Answer 31

I accidentally cause it, then try to fix it badly

Answer 32

I am the drama. Knowingly.

Answer 33

I mediate and bring a fruit basket

Answer 34

I observe from a distance with quiet contempt

Answer 35

That I seem harmless and weirdly endearing

Answer 36

That I look like I'm about to do something

Answer 37

That I'm clearly the most prepared person in the room

Answer 38

That I am deeply, elegantly done with things

Which Simpsons Character Are You?

Are you...

It's Friday night. What's the plan?

How do you handle a problem you can't solve?

Someone wrongs you at work. Your move?

What's your relationship with authority?

Pick a weekend activity that genuinely appeals to you:

How would your friends describe you in one word?

What's your honest relationship with rules?

Which best describes your inner monologue right now?

What's your approach to other people's drama?

What do strangers probably notice about you first?

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Which Simpsons Character Are You?

Are you...

It's Friday night. What's the plan?

How do you handle a problem you can't solve?

Someone wrongs you at work. Your move?

What's your relationship with authority?

Pick a weekend activity that genuinely appeals to you:

How would your friends describe you in one word?

What's your honest relationship with rules?

Which best describes your inner monologue right now?

What's your approach to other people's drama?

What do strangers probably notice about you first?